Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Everything about him screamed your future.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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