Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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