So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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