Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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