thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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