After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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