But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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