So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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