Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
send nudes
from the living room?
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