Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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