i already hear my dad disowning me
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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