I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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