ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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