But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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