I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
As shirtless as possible
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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