What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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