i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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