Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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