New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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