She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We left an ass print on the piano.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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