Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
