yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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