My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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