no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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