I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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