It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
