I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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