so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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