I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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