the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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