Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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