the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i barfeds in our rink
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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