If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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