You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she looked like the before picture.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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