So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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