whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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