I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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