Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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