the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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