there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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