Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
