i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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