Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
