Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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