i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
