someone owes me an orgasm
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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