She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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