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(248): View more from Michigan

break up sex still means we will always be broken up.

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(513): View more from Ohio

u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.

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(440): View more from Ohio

any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?

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(818): View more from California

my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.

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