32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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