what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
my shit smells like andre
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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