People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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